Uplyme Church

Have you ever had that dream, the one where you discover that you are naked in a public place?  You are usually in the village shop, walking in a busy street, or at a parochial church council meeting, and for some reason you have no clothes on.  It happened to me last night.  Last night, I dreamed I was on a busy tube train in London and discovered that I had no clothes on.  Far from being a perverse fantasy, it is a nightmare.  You usually end up running for cover with your hands covering  your bits, trying not to look anyone in they eye.